Irish Joe sure knows how to play that guitar of his. His voice isn't up to scratch. Him and Lloyd together could play anything and have legions of adoring fans. I respect him more for his guitar playing than his antics at the Fight Club. He's a monster. I heard he put a professional wrestler in hospital in a neck brace for upsetting him and insulting Ireland. I also hear he gets pissed at anyone with an English accent.

*note to self, use native accent while talking to him*

From Melissa:

It looks like somebody shaved a gorilla and put it in a suit. But he does wear that suit pretty well, doesn't he?