Melina has a nickname "Motormouth" It is well deserved. I think this kindred doesn't know how to keep quiet if she tried. Rest assured anything you tell her will be spread across kindred society in LA before the night is out. This makes her useful from time to time and is probably the only reason she hasn't met the Final Death.
While members of the TripleX coterie are by definition into almost anything, breathing or not. I hear she really has a thing for its leader....

From Melissa:

A variant on the Jeff Foxworthy thing. "Yeah, I could ride, but I'd probably catch something."